Subject: alien visitations explained
Date: 7 Feb 1995 14:26 -0500
Organization: Concordia University
Distribution: world

Okay, I've been reading this sub for a long time now without participating
however, now I feel its time to share my vues on UFO's.

So here goes...

The question: why would aliens come to our planet when the chances of them
              finding us in the first place are incredibly small, the local
              governments are fairly hostile and what we know about physics
              makes it almost impossible for them (aliens) to get here.

Well, ever heard of the Bermuda Triangle. Those luckless sailors and aviators
getting sucking into the void, craching for no apparent reason and generally
having strange things happen to them. Yes? Good.

This is the theory of mine...The earth is the intergalactic Bermuda Triangle.

Alien space ships wind up here apparently sucked out of whatever system they
were in originally.

A typical crew conversation might be:

Crew #1: Hey there Captain do you want me to get you some bovine ingestion
         valves?

Crew #2: Sure...Holy #$^$!$@ 

{screaming and flames a-plenty as the ship plumets to the Earth}

When you think about it this explains everything:

UFO's crashing into the ground for no apparent reasons.

Aliens taking human prisoners, torturing them to find out how WE brougth them
here.

Then finding out that us humans are stuck on this planet too.
{I still haven't figured out anal probing}

So what to you think?

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